Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...