Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!