I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Farm jokes 03
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Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...