13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...