Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...