yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. “The Man Who Died of Old Age”9....
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...