sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.