The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...