Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.