little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...