I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...