Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...