Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
I have a Microsoft waiter
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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...