Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...