Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...