I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...