Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...