Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...