How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...