I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...