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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...