Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...