Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...