Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...