Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...