Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...