Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...