Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...