Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...