Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION