Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...