I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...