Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...