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God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...