The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
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When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Three religious truths
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TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
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Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Dog Named Mypenis
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