Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
How are you doing?
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No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
The 5 toughest questions!
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