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What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
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A little boy did not go to school one day…
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
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Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!