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Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Wedding Definitions
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...