Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...