Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...