Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...