What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!