dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...