How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...