My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...