Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
How Many cochroaches…?
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.