Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...