Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....