Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...