One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...