Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...