insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...